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The Adventures of Michie, Kallie, and Ree! The misguided dream team of semi-dangerous but comical situations!

x] Now who didn't see this coming.
Ree: Omg, dude, if we were ever in this dark cave, I am NOT plowing through the cobwebs.
Michie: Oh yes you are.
Ree: <.< Let's make Kallie do it.
Michie: Okay.
Michie: Kallie the pure one can plow through the spiderwebs.
Kallie: AAAAAAAAHHH!!!! *flailflail *SPIDER!! SPIDER!!! -- ;___; OH MY GOD. I THINK IT'S DEAD!! ;.; Poor little spider...
Whereas Ree would be..
And Michie
Michie: O___O AHHHH!!!! SPIDER!!!! SPIDER!!!! *flail, runs away*
Kallie: <.<
Ree: >.>.. Don't look at me. I'M not going after her this time.
Michie: xD Dude. Okay so I wouldn't be the one to kill the spiders
Ree: xD Or any insect of any kind.
Michie: But I -would- deal with things that are human sized. I can fight >O
Ree: xD Lol. Yeah. You'd be in charge of holding doors back, too.
*Episode 1: The Zombies Behind the Door*
Written by: Ree
Ree: >/ *holding the door closed as rabid zombies attempt to get in* Oh yes, make the short, insignificant one hold the door. Great idea. -- >.< *door gets half open*
Kallie: >.<!!!
Michie: >D *runs at the door, slams into it at full force!!*
People: AAARRRGHHH!!! *hands severed*
Michie: xD *cackles madly*
*Episode 2: The Infiltration*
Written by: Ree

Ree: <.<;; *walks out with flyswatter*
Michie: ;_; *trails behind her*
Ree: >.>;;;; *nears kitchen, reaches in, turns on light..*
Michie: ;.; BE CAREFUL!
Ree: >/ SHH!!
Michie: >.<;;
Ree: >.>;;;; *JUMPS IN, spins around!!!*
Michie: ;_;!!!!!
Ree: <.<;;;; ............ Nothing. u.u Now will you PLEASE make some chocolate milk already?!
*Episode 3: The Urge*
Written by: Michie
Michie: *Wakes up with the urge* x.x... Ree.. *Runs over to Ree's bed, shaking her violently.* REE!!!!!
Ree: O.O;;; WTF! WHAT?!
Michie: ;_; I have to tinkle...
Ree: e.e *Grabs the flyswatter, and gets out of bed, walking to the bathroom.*
Ree: >.< *Stays away from the walls.*
Michie: ;.; Be carefullll!
Ree: >.< SHH!!!
Michie: ;_;!!!!! *Holds crotch.*
Ree: *Pushes open the door.. flicks on the light.. steps in and looks around warily.* Okay.. it's safe...
Michie: ;_; THANKYOUTHANKYOU!! *Runs in and slams the door, rushing to the toilet.*
Ree: e.e *Stands outside, holding the flyswatter at bay until they go back to bed.*
*Episode 4: The Spider*
Written by: Michie
Ree: o.O *Finds a tarantula. Picks up a stick and takes a good poke at it.*
Tarantula: U.e;;...
Ree: O.o;;; *Pokepokes.*
Tarantula: U.E!!!!! *Scuttles to the side.*
Ree: o.O *Follows, pokepokes.*
Tarantula: >.< *Scuttlescuttle!*
Ree: >D *Pokepokepokepoke!*
Tarantula: GOD LEAVE ME ALONE!!! >.<!!!
Ree: O_O;;;
*Episode 5: The Pipe*
Written by: Ree
Michie & Kallie: :/ *assessing how to get up a pipe to get something*
Ree: o_o *standing there humming, not really thinking about it*
Them: >.>......
Ree: o.o;.... -.- No.
Them: Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssseee?
Ree: >/ NO!
Them: ;_;
Ree: u.u God. Rrr. FINE! Fine. Just -- that's ALL I am to you now isn't it? OH!
She's small and insignificant! Let's shove her up a pipe!!
*Episode 6: Michie: Rabid Fangirl.*
Written By: Ree and Michie
Michie: O.O;;; IT'S GREG!!! *flails arms* o.o;;;; Cool... calm... *still jiggling arms*
Ree: Uhhhh... maybe you shouldn't go over there, remember what happ -- AW MICHIE, NO!
Michie: ^____^ *already halfway there as Ree is the character that goes on and on logically and no one ever listens to her anyway*
Kallie & Ree: x.X;;;;; *watches as Greg shakes her hand and smiles, and as Michie flails and melts into a small gelatinous pool on the sidewalk*
Ree: Aw god.. x.x Get the mop..
*Episode 7: Kallie and the Trooper*
Written by: Ree
Kallie: *sitting there on the couch reading a magazine, minding her own business as a giant spider looms on the other side*
Spider: >/ *in headset and combat wear* Target spotted. I'm going in! *creepcreep*
Kallie: n_n *looks over, looks back at magazine.. --* O.O;; AHHH!!
Spider: O.O;; OH GOD! I'VE BEEN SPOTTED, TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM AND -- *suddenly being flung around on her sleeve* AHHH!! OH GOD!!! OH GOD THE HUMANITY!!
Kallie: O.O;;;; GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME!!
Ree and Michie: O_O;;;; *swatting at her with her with miscellaneous objects*
Spider: ;___; Goodbye.... cruel world...
Kallie: ;____; OH MY GOD, ITS DEAD!!
*an hour later*
Kallie: ;.; *with it in a tiny coffin, lowers it into the toilet, sobbing*
Ree and Michie: e.e;;;;; *in black dresses and veils*
*Episode 8: The Squirrel*
Written by: Ree
Kallie, Michie and Ree: *coming home after a drive around town*
Kallie: >/ I can't believe you did that!!
Ree: >_< What?!? It was a squirrel! I'm not crashing the car for a squirrel!! X.X;;;
Kallie and Michie: ;_; SO!! IT'S A LIVING BEING! ;.;! *runs up stairs*
Ree: >.<;;;; I probably did it a FAVOR!!! It probably had rabies!! u.u;;;;;;

*Episode 9: Quiz Diva*
Written by: Kallie
Ree> -browsing through a site- o.o Heey I found this cool quiz site
Michie> A quiz huh? ^^ -runs over and sits beside her-
Kallie> -sitting over at the table drawing- o.o what kinda quiz is it?
Ree> o.o..I think a sexual quiz..
Michie and Ree> @___@ Oooooo
Kallie> >.>...........
Kallie> -goes over and looks-
Ree> o.o -clicks on the site-
Michielle> -cracks up laughing-
Ree> O.O AHHHH!!! the POP UPS!!
Ree> -click click click- NOO!! THEY KEEP COMMING UP!
Michelle> -trying to calm Kallie down- KALLIE CALM DOWN!
Ree> SHUT UP!! AHHH! it won't CLOSE!
Our Moms> HEEYY! hunny, we all got together and decided to visit
Michie Kallie and Ree> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! @.@
*Episode 10: The Video*
Written by: Kallie
Kallie> -comes back with a workout video- ^^ They were selling these half price at the video store
Ree>  Oh yeah? What kind of video?
Michelle> Maybe it'll be a SCARY movie.  Kallie needs her daily scream >D
Kallie> 9.9 -rolls her eyes-  hmph,  nooo. It's a workout video.
Ree>  ...what did you just say..
Kallie> a work out vide o.o...
Michelle and Ree>  .......
Michelle>  BLASPHEMYYY!! -points to Kallie-
Kallie> But I though it would be fun ;-;!!
Ree>  BURN BURN BURN!! -charges at Kallie-
Kallie>  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! X.x -runs away from them-
Ree> -Catches up with her and grabs her- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH KALLIE?!?! -shake!!-
Michelle> -grabs some fire and hovers it over her head-  >O
Kallie>  Ahhhh x.X -looks at the tape and swindles out- I brough it home so we could .....burn it..
Ree> o.o Well why didn't you say that sooner
Michelle> o.O yeah.. -grabs the tape and burns it over the fire-
Kallie>  ~.~....
*Episode 11: Snow Day*
Written by: Michie
Kallie: ^_^ Snow! *Runs to the window and pulls it open, leaning her head out and looking.*
Michie: ~.- Snow... *Walks over and looks out.*
Ree: >D *Runs up behind them, forces them away, jumps out of the window, and dives through the snow head-first.*
Kallie and Michie: O.o;.... Psycho...
Ree: ^_^!!!! *Makes a snow angel!*
*Episode 12: Current Events*
Written by: Ree
Ree: >/ DIE DIE
Michie: e.e Nothing is dying yet.
Ree: This blows.
Kallie: ^_^ Popcorn? *hands over bowl*
*Episode 13: Friendship . . . Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong*
Based On An Actual Event
Michie: ^_^ Here. *Links Kallie to a site, playing climactic music saying just how much of a friend Kallie is to her.*
Kallie: ^.^ Aww. That's so sweet! *Hugs* I love it! It's so touching... and the music.. so climactic!
Michie: ^_^
Kallie: ^^ *Closes it after a little bit. ... The music continues to play.* >.>;;
Michie: o.o?
Kallie: x_X MAKE IT STOP MAN! MAKE IT STOOOPPPPPPPPPP! *The music goes on. 30 minutes later. The music continues to play.*
Kallie: @_E;;; DEATH TO ALL SINNERS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Swings a knife around! Holds up a goat head!!!!*
Ree: >.> *Tied up with Michie, about to be lowered into a shark pit.* ~.~ I... hate you...
*Episode 14: The Earlier Years*
Written by: Michie

Kallie: o.o;; *Waves at Ree from the train.*
Ree: X_X;;; *PANT! PANT! HEAVE! RUN! RUN! RUN!!!!!*
Kallie: o.o;;; *Scribbles down a note on a piece of paper, pushes it up to the glass: "You SURE You don't want on the train?"*
Ree: X_X *Headshake! Run! Run! Pant! Heave!*
Kallie: o.o;;... *Scribbles again: "There's a bridge coming up. Can you dive and swim?"
Ree: X_X!!!!!!!!!! *Trips. Falls. Dies.* x.x;

*A week later*
Ree: u.u *in full body cast* ... I hate.. trains...
Kallie: ^_^;;; But you weren't even on it...
Ree: u.u.... Shut up.
*Episode 15: Time of the Month*
Written by: Michie

Ree: n.n Come on.. Kallie... just... one?
Kallie: >.> No!
Michie: Please, Kal. I need it.... so badly.
Kallie: ;_; Keep AWAY FROM ME!!! You KNOW how you two get when you're both on your period... *Grabs Ree's cigarettes and Michie's green tea with honey and ginseng and slowly creeps to the window...* >.>; STAY.
Michie and Ree: *Exchange glances. CHARGE!!!!!*
Ree and Michie: >O Shueler Kallie! We'll get you for this, Shueler Kallie!

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