1. Michie is Keynoter for Illinois States American Education Week.
2. Michie is not mentioned on the invoice.
3. Michie is one of the country's leading financial historians.
4. Michie is Professor of English at Rice University.
[ Why wasn't I aware of this??! ]
5. Michie is now closed to boating and fishing due to declining water levels.
[ Knew I should've been drinking more water... ]
6. Michie is not acquired as it becomes available.
7. Michie is approximately 677.
8. Michie is an insider.
9. Michie: Secrets of Colossus Revealed
[ *Stare.* ]
10. Michie is the author of numerous papers and books.
[ Always wanted to be a writer... ]
11. Michie is serving rum and fruit punch in large fruit bowls.
12. Michie is offering Awamori to the spirits.
[ Wtf!!! ]
13. Michie is currently working on his fourth novel.
[ I am NOT a male! ]
14. Michie is Egyptian bred.
[ Make me sound like a dog... pff. ]
15. Michie is not in the dictionary.
16. Michie is a superb teacher, an innovative scholar, and a gifted administrator.
[ n.n Why thank you. ]
17. Michie is often asked to host events, which she regularly does.
[ o.o *Glances at the phone.* Hmn. ]
18. Michie is waiting to begin breakfast.
[ Cuz Ahm hungreh. ]
19. Michie is enjoying her miso soup.
[ Yum yum. ]
20. Michie is a world authority in artificial intelligence.
[ HEY! I THINK GOOGLE JUST INSULTED MY I.Q.!!! ]